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英語のジョーク: 弁護士ジョーク集

 

Two of a kind

Lawyer Joke


3 guys were in a boat that was about to sink. They spotted a small island not too far away.

似た者同士

弁護士ジョーク

The businessman jumped into the water and started swimming towards the islands. But before he could reach it the sharks attacked him.

The doctor has also jumped into the water and the sharks attacked him, too.

The third guy, a lawyer also jumped into the water and he could reach the island safely with no problem.


The people on the island asked him, "Why the heck sharks didn't attack you?"



The lawyer replied, "Professional courtesy."

Joke de English Basic Comp. 101-01
ジョーク de 英語 ベーシック・ジョーク集

| 日本語訳 | 英語語彙レッスン |

(Vol. 101-01 - ジョーク37点P16)


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Heaven & Hell

Lawyer Joke

A man passed away and found himself in heaven.

Unhappy with his accommodation, he complained to St. Peter. But he was told that he would have to wait at least 3 years before his appeal could be heard.

The guy protested but his words fell on deaf ears.


He was then approached by the devil who told him that he could arrange for an appeal to be heard in a few days. In exchange, the man would have to be willing to change the venue to Hell.

When the guy asked why appeals could be heard so much faster in Hell, the devil said, "We have all the lawyers and judges in Hell!"

天国と地獄

弁護士ジョーク


本ページのジョークの他、プラス2点の弁護士ジョークを含め、37点の英語ジョークを全日本語訳と語彙レッスン、解説付きでW2R SHOPにてダウンロード販売しています: Vol. 101-01


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Honesty

Lawyer Joke

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

A: That is easy. His lips are moving.

* His mouth is moving.

正直さ

弁護士ジョーク

Honest Lawyer

Lawyer Joke

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?

A: The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological characters.

正直な弁護士

弁護士ジョーク

Lawyer & Leech

Lawyer Joke

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

A: When you die, a leech will stop sucking your blood and drop off.

弁護士とヒル

弁護士ジョーク

Lawyer & Trampoline

Lawyer Joke

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

A: If it's a trampoline, you would take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

弁護士とトランポリン

弁護士ジョーク

Lawyer with an IQ of 50

Lawyer Joke

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 50?

A: Senator.

IQ50の弁護士

弁護士ジョーク

The Miser

Lawyer Joke

A local charity office sent a rep to the town's most successful lawyer who had never made a contribution.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $900K, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled over this for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the rep mumbled, "Uh, um.. no, sir."

"Or that my brother is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The extremely stricken rep began to stammer an apology as the lawyer's voice rose in indignation,

"Or that my sister's husband died, leaving her penniless with three children??!?"

"We had no idea..." replied the rep only to be cut off once again by the lawyer, "And if I don't give my family a penny, why should I give any to you???!!!"

守銭奴

弁護士ジョーク

Lawyer Jokes is?

Lawyer Joke

Q: Do you know how many lawyer jokes there really are in the world?

A: Only Three. The rest are true stories.

弁護士ジョークは?

弁護士ジョーク

Lawyer or IRS agent

Lawyer Joke

Q: If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them.

What would you do? Go to lunch or read the paper?

弁護士かIRS職員か

弁護士ジョーク

Lawyer's Bad Reputation

Lawyer Joke

The trouble with the legal profession is that 98% of its members give the rest a bad name.

弁護士の悪評

弁護士ジョーク

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* Updated this page on 05/15/2015

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(Uploaded on 05/03/2015)

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殆どのジョークはハリウッドの映画業界の友人達から転送されてきたジョークや過去に聞いた事があるジョークですが、転送されてきたジョークを元に検索したジョーク・サイトは下記の通りです。

» lawlaughs.com

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