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英語のジョーク: 子供 de ジョーク集


Why, Daddy?

Hm, Hmm, Daddy.


A man comes home from work with his little girl.

Little girl: "Daddy, I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her doll?"


パパ、なんで?

ううん、パパ

Feeling his wife's gaze upon him, he explains:

"Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you wouldn't believe, she knows the computer system and is very efficient."

Little girl: "Oh, I thought it was because she closed her eyes when you laid her down on the couch!"

Joke de English Basic Comp. 101-02
ジョーク de 英語 ベーシック・ジョーク集

| 日本語訳 | 英語語彙レッスン |

(Vol. 101-02 - ジョーク51点P24)


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Mom, what is..?

Sex Education

Brody came home from school one day and asked his mom, "Mom, what is sex?"

ママ、〜ってなぁに?

性教育

His mom was frustrated, but she knew this day would come, was well prepared for it and decided to be honest.

She spent the next hours explaining to her son about the birds and the bees, and where babies came from.

When she was done, her son smiled and pulled a questionnaire out of his pocket and pointed to the ward sex and asked.



"That's cool,Ma... But how am I supposed to get it all in this little box next to the F and the M!?"



本ページのジョークを含め、51点の英語ジョークを全日本語訳と語彙レッスン、解説付きでW2R SHOPにてダウンロード販売しています: Vol. 101-02

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How & Why, Ma?

Mom's sex

A mom is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

"Mommy," the girl asks, "how old are you?"

"Honey, it's not polite to ask a lady her age," the mother says.

ママ、どうして、なんで?

ママのセックス

"OK," the little girl says, "Then, hm, how much do you weigh?"

"Oh, dear," the mom says, "this is also a personal question."

Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

"That IS enough!" and the exasperated mom walks away as the two friends begin to play.


"My Mom wouldn't tell me anything," the little girl says to her friend.

"Well," says the friend, "just look at her driver's license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it."


Later that night the little girl says to her mom, "I know that you are 39 and weigh 140lbs."

The mom is absolutely surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"

"And there is more," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and Daddy got a divorce."

"Oh really?" the mom asks, "Why?" And the girl replies.



"Because YOU got an F in sex."

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Little Girl Knows Why

Put Things In

Emily, a little girl, complaining to her mother, wanted to know why her stomach hurt.

Her mother replied, "That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it."


The next day, the pastor was over at Emily's family's house for lunch.

He mentioned that he had a migraine so his head hurt, to which Emily immediately replied,



"That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it?!"

女の子は何でか知っている

何か入れてね。

Why does Hair Turn Gray?

Mom & Daughter

Daughter : Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?

Mom : Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.

Daughter: Then, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?

どうして白髪になるの?

ママと娘

英語ジョーク参照HP

English Jokes Ref. HP

殆どのジョークはハリウッドの映画業界の友人達から転送されてきたジョークや過去に聞いた事があるジョークですが、転送されてきたジョークを元に検索したジョーク・サイトは下記の通りです。

» lawlaughs.com

» ahajokes.com

» jokes4us.com

» goodreads.com

» searchquotes.com

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