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Joke de English | ジョーク de 英語: 結婚篇


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英語のジョーク / Palms in Sky

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Joke de English / ジョーク de 英語: 結婚篇

英語のジョーク: 結婚ジョーク

 

What Husband Needs is a Marriage Counselor


After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant nasty arguments, a young man and his wife decided to consult a marriage counselor to save their marriage.

Counselor asked them, "What seems to be the problem?"

夫が必要なのは結婚コンサルタント

Before the husband could say a word, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour about the short comings in their married life, one after another.

After 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, put his arm right around her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and then sat her down.

The wife sat there speechless.

The counselor then looked at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had just happened and said, "Your wife NEEDS THAT at least twice a week!"

The husband scratched his head and replied, "Ok, Ok, I can bring her here every Tuesday and Thursday!!"

Joke de English Basic Comp. 101-02
ジョーク de 英語 ベーシック・ジョーク集

| 日本語訳 | 英語語彙レッスン |

(Vol. 101-02 - ジョーク51点P24)


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A Matter of CSI

Three weeks after the wedding day, Joanna called her minister.

CSIの問題

"Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight last night! I don't know what to do!"

"Calm down, my child," said the Reverend, "it's not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight..."


"I know, I know!" cried Joanna. "But what am I going to do with the BODY?!?"

本ページのジョークの他、プラス1点の結婚ジョークを含め、51点の英語ジョークを全日本語訳と語彙レッスン、解説付きでW2R SHOPにてダウンロード販売しています: Vol. 101-02

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Grieving for the Loss

A guy was kneeling down by the grave, crying his heart out. "Oh, why did you have to die? Why the heck? Aww..! Why did you have to die?"

A passerby, touched by the scene, placed an arm on his shoulders, "Come on, I know how you feel, I am so sorry for your loss. Was this your father? Or your mother?"

"No, No," cried the man again, "Oh why did you have to die... why?"

"Was this your wife?" asked the passerby again.

"No, Oh, why did he have to die...?"

"For God's sake, tell me who it is."

"My wife's first husband," groaned the guy.

死を悲しんで



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* 現在、無料で閲覧出来るハリウッドで流れる英語ジョーク & 日本語訳は、100点程度です。

I had a Dream

One morning the wife woke up and told her husband, "Hmm, Darlin', I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day. What do you think it means?"

"Honey," replied the husband, "You'll know on Valentine's Day."


On Valentine's Day, the husband came home with a nicely-packaged package and gave it to his wife.

Delighted, she opened it to find ----

a book entitled, "The Meaning of Dreams"!!

夢を見た

What a Headache!

The Cure for Headache

A husband goes home and finds his wife sound asleep in the bed with her mouth wide open.

He gets two aspirins and drops them in her mouth.

She starts to choke, but recovers and screams, "What did you put in my mouth?"

"Two aspirins," he replies.

"But I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!", she shouts, and he replies:


"That's all I wanted to hear. That line was all I ever wanted to hear."

厄介ね!

頭痛の解決策

英語ジョーク参照HP

English Jokes Ref. HP

殆どのジョークはハリウッドの映画業界の友人達から転送されてきたジョークや過去に聞いた事があるジョークですが、転送されてきたジョークを元に検索したジョーク・サイトは下記の通りです。

» lawlaughs.com

» ahajokes.com

» jokes4us.com

» goodreads.com

» searchquotes.com

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