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Joke de English / ジョーク de 英語: 結婚篇

英語のジョーク: 結婚ジョーク - 死が2人を分かつまで


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A man was sitting at the Super Bowl in the very best seat available.


The guy on his left noticed there was an empty seat next to him and said, "Can you believe someone actually paid for that good seat and didn't come to the game?"

The fellow next to him replied, "Actually that's my wife's seat. We bought these two tickets months ago. Unfortunately, my wife passed away so I came alone."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, but why didn't you give the ticket to a family member or a friend?"

"Oh, that... Well, they are all at the funeral at this moment."

Joke de English Basic Comp. 101-02
ジョーク de 英語 ベーシック・ジョーク集

| 日本語訳 | 英語語彙レッスン |

(Vol. 101-02 - ジョーク51点P24)

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A Few More Words?

A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary.


She called the obituary department and said, "This is what I want to print: 'Bernie is dead.'"

The man at the newspaper said, "But for $25 you are allowed to print six words."

So the woman answered, "Ou, oK, then print this:
'Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale.'"

本ページのジョークの他、プラス2点の結婚(死が2人を分かつまで)ジョークを含め、51点の英語ジョークを全日本語訳と語彙レッスン、解説付きでW2R SHOPにてダウンロード販売しています: Vol. 101-02

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Things to Do

An Avid Golfer

Two golfers were putting on the green, near the road, when a funeral procession passed.

The hearse carrying the coffin displayed the picture of the deceased.

Recognizing the face, the 1st golfer remarked: "It's Mrs. Jackson. They've put the golf bag on top of her coffin. She must have been a real ardent lover of golf!"

2nd golfer replied, "Oh, no. That bag belongs to her husband. He has a game at 2:30pm.





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A Moment of Silence

An Avid Golfer

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. He is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.

He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I've ever seen. You truly are a kind man."

The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."




English Jokes Ref. HP


» lawlaughs.com

» ahajokes.com

» jokes4us.com

» goodreads.com

» searchquotes.com

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